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Tag Archives: Mother’s Day
Pope Francis Nominates All Mothers For Sainthood
Pope Francis celebrated his first Mother’s Day as head of the Catholic Church by announcing that he has nominated every mother in the world for sainthood. The quarter of a million faithful who were gathered in St. Peter’s Square to … Continue reading
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Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mom, Mother's Day, Pope Francis, sainthood, satire, Vatican
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Maine Moms Celebrate Big Day Aboard Alien Mothership
The Aliens of Maine, who value Mothers just as much as we do, threw a wild party today for all Maine Moms on the Arkavian Mothership, which hovers high above Northern Maine. The Mothership, which brought the first Alien settlers … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mom, Mother's Day, Mothership, Party, satire
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