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Angry Mothers Fight To Bump “Hump Day” From Calendar

Dozens of members of Protesting United Mothers Against Sexualization (PUMAS) took to the streets of Washington, DC today to urge the Federal Government to ban the use of “Hump Day” as a slang term for Wednesday. “Our children are subjected … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Nominates All Mothers For Sainthood

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Pope Francis celebrated his first Mother’s Day as head of the Catholic Church by announcing that he has nominated every mother in the world for sainthood. The quarter of a million…

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Calendar Commission Deadlocked On Vote To Expand Mother’s Day

Even very powerful people have serious Mommy issues, Modern Philosophers! My source inside the Calendar Commission has informed me that the group met for a secret vote to decide whether Mother’s Day should be expanded into Mother’s Weekend. After a … Continue reading

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