Tag Archives: Mothership

Aliens Don’t Get Earthlings’ Fascination With Snow

Sometimes, when I get too stressed, Modern Philosophers, I hitch a ride on the Alien Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, and spend a night up in the stars. The Mothership is enormous, but something about it feels warm and … Continue reading

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Alien Mothership To Open Landing Bay To Maine Trick-or-Treaters

“The humans are coming!  The humans are coming!”  These were the excited shouts this Modern Philosopher heard today aboard the Glorkovian Mothership that hovers high above the city of Bangor. The young Aliens yelling the words were thrilled that Halloween … Continue reading

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When You Wish Up In The Stars…

For the first time in an eternity, Modern Philosophers, I am saddened by the fact that it’s Friday.  This means my most excellent vacation will soon be coming to an end. It doesn’t mean, however, that I have to sit … Continue reading

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Maine Little League Champs Rewarded With First Game In Space

Space, the final frontier.  To boldly go where no team has gone before… As reported on this blog yesterday, Maine’s Little League Baseball Champs were disqualified from playing in this year’s Little League World Series in Pennsylvania.  The Little Lumberjacks … Continue reading

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Maine Moms Celebrate Big Day Aboard Alien Mothership

The Aliens of Maine, who value Mothers just as much as we do, threw a wild party today for all Maine Moms on the Arkavian Mothership, which hovers high above Northern Maine. The Mothership, which brought the first Alien settlers … Continue reading

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