Tag Archives: movies

Could Darth Vader Defeat Beta’s Walker Herd?

With all this free time on my hands, Modern Philosophers, I’ve spent countless hours wrestling with the great Philosophical debates of our time. Lately, I’ve grown bored with the great debates, and moved onto to other burning questions that really … Continue reading

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How My Day Ended With A Hollywood Twist

Once upon a time, Modern Philosophers, I woke up not sure if I even wanted to get out of bed and face the day.  Ever since COVID 19, social distancing, and stay at home orders hijacked our lives, every day … Continue reading

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I Made A Perfect Phone Call

I’ve been watching the news a lot lately, Modern Philosophers. And by “watching the news”, I mean getting my daily dose of what’s going on in the world from the late night monologues of Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers. I … Continue reading

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My Own Personal Death Star

A long time ago, in a neighborhood far, far away, a lonely boy sat in his bedroom in Brooklyn, and dreamed about growing up to be a Jedi Knight. That sad, lonely, nerdy boy was me, Modern Philosophers. You didn’t … Continue reading

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The Hidden Heist

I love a good heist flick, Modern Philosophers. Ocean’s 11, The Italian Job, Reservoir Dogs… I could spend the day watching them all, and then want to break out my laptop and write one of my own. When another movie … Continue reading

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Be The Guy Behind The Guy Behind The Guy

I’ve mentioned many times, Modern Philosophers, that Swingers is one of my all-time favorite movies. Vince Vaughn is incredible, ridiculous, hilarious, charming, and unbelievably skinny in this flick. His performance alone is worth the watch. What I probably love the … Continue reading

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He Said Yes To The Screenplay!

Eight words can really change your mood and the flow of your week, Modern Philosophers. As I was leaving work last night, I discovered a message from my producer, who had just read my screenplay adaptation of two of my … Continue reading

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Best Supporting Catholic

“Ready for the big night?” The Devil asked as he strolled into the living room looking quite dapper in his tuxedo. “What’s with the tux?” I asked without really looking up from my book.  “Are all the dry cleaners in … Continue reading

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Farewell, Sweet Princess

There is much sadness across the galaxy, Modern Philosophers, at the news of the passing of Carrie Fisher. While a great writer and an actress of many roles, Fisher will be forever remembered by fan boys and girls throughout the … Continue reading

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Ferris Thinks I’m A Pussy

The first time your inner Ferris Bueller calls you a pussy can come as a really shocker, Modern Philosophers! I was in the bathroom at work, throwing some cold water on my face to help wake me up, and when … Continue reading

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