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Jason Voorhees Endorses Donald Trump

On a beautiful Friday the 13th, at a press conference held at scenic Camp Crystal Lake, seemingly immortal serial killer, movie star, and goalie mask enthusiast Jason Voorhees endorsed Donald Trump for President. “I believe that Mr. Trump can make … Continue reading

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The Jedi Retail Mind Trick

“These are definitely the Star Wars shirts you are looking for!” — Young Ben Kenobi, Men’s Department Associate Everyone knows that the Jedi Mind Trick is a powerful weapon, Modern Philosophers, but few people realize that it is the Jedi … Continue reading

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Talking About Little Gold Men Who Hate Star Wars

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, so why not wrap up the week with my Oscars conspiracy theory article on The Good Men Project? Once again, the wonderful folks over at GMP have carved out a little space for my Deep … Continue reading

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Will President Trump Make The Purge A Reality?

While I was watching The Purge, it never even crossed my mind, Modern Philosophers, that the film might have been made by time travelers who came back to warn Americans about the Presidency of Donald Trump! Now that I’ve had … Continue reading

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The Oscars’ Alarming Lack Of Star Wars Diversity

The Academy Awards are tonight, Modern Philosophers, and I really don’t care. As a screenwriter, NYU Film School graduate, and card carrying Film Nerd, the Oscars are supposed to be my celluloid version of the Super Bowl. By now, I … Continue reading

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My Force Has Been Awakened!

A long time ago, in a theater not that far from The House on the Hill, Star Wars: The Force Awakens opened. As much as I was dying to see the flick, I don’t like going to packed theaters, waiting … Continue reading

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5 Movies You Must Watch If We’re Going To Be Friends

Most of you know me as that blogger in the toga, who is a writer for The Nite Show With Danny Cashman. But how many of you are aware that I am a screenwriter with two produced feature films to … Continue reading

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What Ever Happened To Family Values At Christmas?

Bah Humbug! I try not to rant on my blog, Modern Philosophers, because I do that enough in real life.  I have to make an exception today, though, because it’s Christmas, which means I’m all alone with no outlet for … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas From The Silent House On The Hill

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As is my tradition, I spent a quiet morning alone at The House on the Hill, not opening presents, and sipping eggnog while I watched TV. Less to clean up that way, you know? This Christmas … Continue reading

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Don’t Ever Reject Halloween Or Time Travel!

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Last night’s episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was a repeat because we were all still recovering from our road trip to Houlton. However, I don’t want to deprive you of your Sunday Rejects, … Continue reading

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