Tag Archives: Mrs. Claus

Santa Denies Kissing Any Mommies

Posted on December 3, 2016 by Austin

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night… No, you didn’t, Modern Philosophers! That’s the official word from Kissing Kris Kringle himself. “Ho, ho, ho!”  Santa Claus laughed merrily via Skype.  “That’s what the Elves called me … Continue reading →

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Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Austin

Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Claus Working To Improve Elf Literacy

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Austin

The House on the Hill welcomed a special guest from The North Pole today, Modern Philosophers. Mrs. Claus surprised me with a Writer’s Day visit, and I couldn’t have been more thrilled. “I knew from reading your blog that you … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Holiday Icons And A Guy With Coal In His Stocking

Posted on December 4, 2013 by Austin

Happy Holidays, Modern Philosophers!  Welcome to a Holiday Edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s favorite talk show set outdoors. We were lucky to get some mild weather  today, and even luckier that my two guests happened to be … Continue reading →

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A Santa Cause: Mrs. Claus Pleads for Healthier Santa Snacks

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Austin

When the phone at the House on the Hill rings, and the caller ID says the call is coming from the North Pole, this Modern Philosopher drops everything to answer it.  This morning’s call was from Mrs. Claus, the First … Continue reading →

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