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Tag Archives: Mummy
Maine’s Bring A Mummy To Work Day Cursed By Awesomeness!
Today, in a creative twist on the Bring A Child To Work Day event, companies in Maine held the first ever Bring A Mummy To Work Day. Organized by the All Hallows Society, Bring A Mummy To Work Day was … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged costumes, Halloween, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Mummy, Sarcasm, satire, work
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Mummy Escapes Bangor Museum, Curses Dozens Of Mainers
Bangor Police are reporting that the mummy of Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Anedjib has risen and is currently on the loose somewhere near the Bangor Waterfront. According to security tapes, the mummy, who was on display at Bangor’s Museum of Natural … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged curse, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Mummy, museum, Pharaoh, police, Sarcasm, satire
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UFO Crash In Maine Leads To Discovery Of Mummy’s Tomb
An inexperienced Alien pilot at the helm of an expensive spacecraft may have led to one of the most important historical finds of the 21st Century. The Blorvian Star Cruiser that crashed deep in Maine’s Western Woods today led rescue … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mummy, Mummy's Curse, Pharaoh, satire, tomb, UFO
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