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Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border
“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government shutdown, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, Pink Floyd, Politics, sarcasm, satire, The Wall
8 Comments
Play Me Out, Sam
I found out on Tuesday that my stepbrother had died, Modern Philosophers, and it’s led to a complicated week. Now that Friday is finally here, my thoughts are still a jumbled mess and sorting them out seems impossible. I hope … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bruce Springsteen, coping with death, Death, funerals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
44 Comments
Intro to Springsteen
It’s my stepbrother’s fault that I love Bruce Springsteen, Modern Philosophers. Because of the ten year age difference, Chip was in high school and I was in first grade when our parents decided to Brady Bunch us into one big … Continue reading
Disturbed By The Sound Of Silence
Hello, Modern Philosophers, my old friends. I’ve come to talk with you again… I don’t know about you, but I’ve never been a fan of the old torture method known as “The Silent Treatment”. Nothing gets under my skin more … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Disturbed, fighting, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Simon and Garfunkel, the silent treatment, The Sound of Silence
22 Comments
Challenge Accepted; Mission Accomplished!
Sometimes, I need to challenge myself to keep running, Modern Philosophers. I’m eight weeks into this running program, and on a hot Sunday morning when my legs were sore from two days of running, it was going to take something … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged beat the clock, challenge, Fitness, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, running, Sarcasm, satire
12 Comments
Jay Z and Solange Knowles To Cover “Love In An Elevator” For Charity
Jay Z and his sister-in-law Solange Knowles want to put last week’s elevator incident behind them, and get back to doing what they do best…making music. The duo announced today that they would record a cover of Aerosmith’s iconic “Love … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Aerosmith, elevator, family, Humor, Jay Z, Modern Philosopher, music, Sarcasm, satire, Solange Knowles
17 Comments
Cousin Ed is Dead in the Egg Nog
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I wrote a Christmas song once for a class at NYU, and for some reason, that monstrosity popped into my head today (maybe it was the cold medicine I’ve been taking!). …
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, dark, egg nog, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, NYU, Sarcasm, satire, winter
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