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Tag Archives: My Top 5
My Top 5 States Of The Union
In honor of President Obama’s final State of the Union Address tonight, Modern Philosophers, I thought I’d address my My Top 5 states of the Union. While it was not easy to narrow down the field from 50 to 5, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Humor, Idaho, Maine, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, New York, North Dakota, Politics, President Obama, State of Union, Texas
16 Comments
My Top 5 Favorite Things About Being Single
I had a revelation while in the bathroom this morning, Modern Philosophers. Don’t worry, it’s nothing gross. I noticed that the toilet paper roll was almost finished. I thought to myself “I’m single, I live alone, I can get crazy … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged being single, dating, dating tips, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, single life
47 Comments
My Top 5 Things About Easter
Happy Easter Eve, Modern Philosophers! Some of you religious scholars might refer to it as Holy Saturday, but at The House on the Hill, where things are so much more laid back, it’s simply Easter Eve. It’s been a while … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy, Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, peeps, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies
28 Comments
My Top 5 Favorite Things About Friday
It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers! Somehow, we survived another week and the weekend has finally arrived. I thought it would be fitting to further celebrate the day with a My Top 5 about things I like about Friday. And, no, that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cheat night, Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, movies, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend, Zombies
39 Comments
My Top 5 Uses For Snow
It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers. That’s old news by now, but a tragic event this morning did trigger my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. There was a 40 car pile up on the I 95 during the morning commute. The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, snow, snow angels, snowball fights, snowmen
25 Comments
My Top 5 Chinese Food Entrees
Happy Chinese New Year, Modern Philosophers! It’s the Year of the Goat, and I thought I’d ring in the new year with a My Top 5 post about the only thing Chinese of which I have any knowledge: the food. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chinese food, Chinese New Year, culinary reviews, food, General Tso, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Year of the Goat
32 Comments
My Top 5 Things To Like About Snow Miser
Dr. Jekyll told me that the only way I’m ever going to get over my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, aside from moving to the desert, is to make peace with Snow Miser. I don’t know how much I like that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Dr Jekyll, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, psychology, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser
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My Top 5 Alternate Oscar Dates (Male)
In last night’s Think Tank post, I challenged you to decide which movie character you would choose to be your guest at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony. I mentioned that it was so difficult for me to narrow it down … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Academy Awards, George Bailey, John McClane, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Oscars, Sam Spade, Sarcasm, satire, Tin Man, Trent Walker
35 Comments