Tag Archives: National Ice Cream Day

They All Scream For Ice Cream…In Hell

Posted on July 19, 2015 by Austin

“Happy National Ice Cream Day!” The Devil said excitedly as he marched into the living room and handed me a large Blizzard. “You went to Dairy Queen?” I asked with surprise as I enthusiastically took the blue cup from him … Continue reading →

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The Modern Philosopher Gets Bamboozled

Posted on July 19, 2015 by Austin

The Nuns taught us back in Catholic School, Modern Philosophers, that Sunday was a day of rest. I bought into that because I knew never to doubt the Nuns.  If you questioned anything they said, they came after you with … Continue reading →

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I Scream, You Scream…Just Shut Up And Have Some Ice Cream

Posted on July 19, 2015 by Austin

Apparently, today is National Ice Cream Day, Modern Philosophers. And people wonder why Americans are so overweight and out of shape… I usually write my advice column on Sundays,  so I’m going to advise you to not worry about the … Continue reading →

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Mainers Get An A+ In Ice Cream

Posted on July 20, 2014 by Austin

Happy National Ice Cream Day! How would you do on this quiz?

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