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Wear A Mask Or You’re Going On The Naughty List

Santa Claus is coming to town, Modern Philosophers, and he’s intent on helping to enforce masking laws to keep us all safe from the Coronavirus. “If you don’t wear a mask, you’re going on the Naughty List.  It’s that simple!” … Continue reading

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Did The Russians Hack Santa’s Naughty List?

The big news out of the North Pole tonight, Modern Philosophers, is that Russian hackers are suspected of attempting to hack Santa Claus’ Naughty List. Thousands, perhaps even millions of people not originally on the list might have been added … Continue reading

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Santa Claus Deeply Disturbed By Length Of Naughty List

According to multiple reports coming out of The North Pole, Modern Philosophers, Santa Claus was “deeply disturbed” by the length of the updated Naughty List presented to him by his Elves. The same sources confirm that Old St. Nick, who … Continue reading

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I Don’t Know What You Did, But Santa Is Really Pissed!

I have no idea what you did, but Santa Claus is REALLY pissed at you. I’m not talking “going to blow over soon” kinda mad, but “infuriated, throwing your stuff out on the lawn and threatening to set it ablaze” … Continue reading

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I’m On The Naughty Runners List

I’m definitely going to get coal in my running sneakers this Christmas, Modern Philosophers. As you can tell by the lack of any running posts, it’s been a while since I put on my running toga, laced up my sneakers, … Continue reading

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West Virginia Coal Miners Owe Naughty Kids for Record Overtime Pay

Many children in West Virginia are going to have an amazing Christmas this year, and they owe it all to their naughty peers.  Governor Earl Ray Tomblin announced today that coal mining in his state did record business this year.  … Continue reading

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