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Friday Night Think Tank: Naughty But So Nice

Only two more weeks until Christmas, Modern Philosophers, which can mean only one thing… Just one week until Star Wars: The Force Awakens opens! Okay, so maybe I’m forgetting that the Christmas Season is about giving, spreading joy, and being … Continue reading

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The Grinch Pays A Christmas Eve Visit To Juvenile Burglars

He used to be a mean one, that Mr. Grinch, but he has turned over a new leaf, Modern Philosophers. On Christmas Eve, the creature who once stole Christmas from an entire town, was in Charleston, Maine to visit teens … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Naughty List Edition

It’s the Friday before Christmas, Modern Philosophers. We had a rough week in Maine as far as the weather goes.  Tonight, I had to drive home during an ice storm, which really put my stress levels to the test.  I … Continue reading

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Scared Straight Santa Style: Naughty Kids Forced To Work At Coal Mine

Santa Claus brought heaping lumps of tough love as early Christmas gifts to several boys and girls on his Naughty List. About two dozens children, all very highly ranked on Santa’s infamous list, were whisked away from their homes this … Continue reading

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Holiday Icons And A Guy With Coal In His Stocking

Happy Holidays, Modern Philosophers!  Welcome to a Holiday Edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s favorite talk show set outdoors. We were lucky to get some mild weather  today, and even luckier that my two guests happened to be … Continue reading

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Several Of Santa’s Elves Arrested For Selling Spots On The Nice List

As the calendar turns to December, it looks like scandal has rocked the North Pole, Modern Philosophers. My sources at Santa’s Village tell me that North Pole Police raided Santa’s Workshop just after 9:00AM, and arrested several Elves, who have … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Write Santa Claus A Very Persuasive Letter

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Holidays!  I am 11 years old and a big fan of your blog.  My teachers tell me that I have a wild imagination, so I hope that I grow up to write stories as funny and … Continue reading

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Candy Canes Kindly Ask Strippers to Pick Another Name

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Candy Cane Council today officially approached the International Association of Strippers, Exotic Dancers, and Pole Workers about asking its members to stop taking “Candy Cane” (or any variation thereof) as…

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Victoria’s Secret Announces “Coal for Panties” Exchange for Naughty Girls

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Have you been a Naughty girl this year?  If you can prove it, Victoria’s Secret has a special deal for you.  On December 26th, anyone over the age of 18 who…

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