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Finding The True Meaning Of Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2017 by Austin

I probably sounded like a spoiled brat in my earlier post, Modern Philosophers, whining about not getting any Christmas presents, but it has been a rough year and I really hoped Santa Claus would bring me something. The day was … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Seek Help If It Lasts More Than Four Hours

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’ve been waking up every morning with a problem that’s very hard on me.   Usually, my morning would be a time I’d slowly ease myself into my day, but now I feel like I’m being thrust into … Continue reading →

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Honey, Do You Have The Plow Guy’s Number?

Posted on February 3, 2015 by Austin

Just a quick post this morning, Modern Philosophers, as this one was too silly not to share. I was up at the butt crack of dawn to clear the driveway in the wake of Winter Storm Linus.  Luckily, Mark was … Continue reading →

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I Resolve To Shovel Less Snow In 2015!

Posted on January 4, 2015 by Austin

As you can see from the photo on the left, Modern Philosophers, I was very serious when I resolved to shovel less snow in 2015. Okay, I look more like I’m trying to keep my mouth closed so I don’t … Continue reading →

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The House On The Hill Is Under Attack!

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Austin

I’m usually a big fan of both my neighbors and fireworks, Modern Philosophers, but last night was the exception. The House on the Hill has been unusually quiet without Banky, and last night, I was sitting in the living room … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Get Your Head Out Of Your Read End Storage Facility

Posted on July 20, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, You always talk about being a Hopeless Romantic, so I was hoping you could help me out with an affair of the heart. I am hopelessly in love with my neighbor.  We see each other every day, … Continue reading →

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Shark Infestation Panics Sleepy Maine Town

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Austin

Cratchit’s Cove, a tiny hamlet that juts out into the Atlantic Ocean, is generally packed with tourists this time of year. The money brought in during tourist season helps keep the Cove’s residents warm and well fed during the harsh … Continue reading →

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New Maine Law Allows Gargoyle Attacks On Noisy Neighbors

Posted on June 30, 2013 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers!  Care to guess how I know it’s Sunday?  I know because that’s the day of the week I’m awakened at 8AM by the guy next door mowing the lawn! I guess I should be grateful that … Continue reading →

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Adventures in Paranormal Babysitting

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
No one will ever mistake me for Elisabeth Shue, but on occasion I will re-open the Modern Philosopher Babysitting/House Sitting Service for the right customer.  I get along fairly well with…

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