Tag Archives: Never Trump

Who The @#$% Do I Vote For Now?

Bernie Sanders didn’t come through last night with a huge upset victory in the California Primary, Modern Philosophers, so I woke up this morning with one question on my mind: Who the @#$% do I vote for now? I’ve been … Continue reading

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Chocolate Trumps All The Rage This Easter

Chocolate Trumps are going to be HUUUUUGE this Easter, Modern Philosophers! According to data supplied by both the Republican Party and the Easter Bunny, sales of Chocolate Trumps have skyrocketed to the point that they could easily clear any border … Continue reading

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