Tag Archives: New England Patriots

Tom Brady Can’t Catch

Tom Brady is many things, Modern Philosophers. He is a five time Super Bowl champion. He is the NFL’s reigning Most Valuable Player. He is the holder of numerous Super Bowl records. He is the husband of a supermodel. What … Continue reading

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Satan Bowl Sunday

Surviving Super Bowl Sunday can be a chore when you are a New York Jets fan. The Jets have not appeared in the big game during my lifetime, and according to team sources, they have no intention of making it … Continue reading

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Hillary Consoles Falcons After Massive Super Bowl Choke

It’s something of a tradition, Modern Philosophers, for the winners of the Super Bowl to get a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States. While I’m curious to know what President Trump might have said to Tom … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Rings of Hell

“I take it you will not be rooting for the hometown team in tonight’s Super Bowl?” The Devil asked with a chuckle as he handed me a plate overflowing with his world famous Hell Fire Chicken Wings. He could’ve asked … Continue reading

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Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal

Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading

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Patriots Face Wrath Of God After Cutting Tim Tebow

God has made it known via a spokesperson that the New England Patriots shall now face His wrath after the team cut Tim Tebow, the popular quarterback, from its roster. “God is not pleased at the news regarding Tim Tebow’s … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Tim Tebow Crosses Grand Canyon Without Using Tightrope

Mere seconds after Nik Wallenda crossed the Grand Canyon via a tightrope, New England Patriots Quarterback Tim Tebow ran across without the use of either the rope or a balancing pole. “I didn’t need a wire or a net because … Continue reading

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