Tag Archives: New Ice Age

The Heat Is On…And Not In An Axel Foley Kinda Way

I did something unthinkable this morning, Modern Philosophers. It was the kind of thing that should’ve caused Axel Foley to kick in my door, burst into The House on the Hill with his gun drawn, and place me under arrest. … Continue reading

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United Nations: We Must Move Earth Closer To Sun For Warmth

The United Nations announced today that a team of astronauts, working closely with the planet’s top scientists, will soon be going on a mission to tow the Earth closer to the Sun for warmth. “It’s the only way to save … Continue reading

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Remember That Day We Could See The Sidewalk?

There was a day this week when the temperatures actually got into the 50s, Modern Philosophers! I wore a short sleeve shirt under my Working Stiff Toga, put on a lighter jacket, and even opened Zombie Car’s windows as I … Continue reading

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