Tag Archives: New Year’s

I Advise You To Treat January 1 Like Any Other Day

Dear Modern Philosopher, New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day are right around the corner, and I am nowhere close to being finished with my list of New Year’s Resolutions. I’m on my fifth draft of the list, and I … Continue reading

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Final Friday Freakout For 2014

It’s the Final Friday of 2014, Modern Philosophers. Think about that for a second.  Yesterday was Christmas, Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, and in less than a week, it will be 2015. Yes, it is okay to freakout about that.  … Continue reading

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Father Time Alleges Age Discrimination; Resolves to Fight Forced Retirement

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
“Baby New Year can cry all he wants, but he’s not getting my job!” declared an irate Father Time as he stood on the steps outside the courthouse in downtown Bangor. …

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I Advise You To Be Less Resolute

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Holidays!  I can’t believe another year is almost over.  Where does all the time go? I’m writing to you today because I’m having trouble coming up with my list of New Year’s resolutions.  I wanted to … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: New Year’s Resolution Edition

It’s the final Friday Night Think Tank of 2013, Modern Philosophers! Hope your Holiday Season has been going well.  I’ve been on vacation since Tuesday, so I almost forgot it was Friday.  How crazy would it have been for me … Continue reading

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There Is Still Time To Keep Your 2013 New Year’s Resolutions!

Don’t give up yet on your 2013 New Year’s Resolutions, Modern Philosophers! There’s still plenty of time left to finish everything on your list.  I assume you got to some of the items on it, right?  Even if you didn’t, … Continue reading

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