Tag Archives: New York Jets

Punting the Pigskin

“Are you ready for some football?” Holly asked excitedly as she pointed to her Patriots jersey. Aaron rolled his eyes and took a long sip of his Snapple. It was the first Sunday of the NFL season, and the best … Continue reading

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Rooting For The Jets Is Hell

I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading

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Why The Super Bowl Makes Time Travel A Necessity

I am a huge sports fan, Modern Philosophers. In my youth, I desperately tried to be an athlete, but I was too small, too scrawny, and too incredibly incompetent at hitting a baseball. That didn’t prevent me, however, from rooting … Continue reading

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At Least The Devil Saved A Ton Of Money

I sighed and turned off the television in disgust. “Aren’t we going to watch the Yankees?” The Devil asked in confusion from his end of the couch. I just shot him a look as I downed the rest of my … Continue reading

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