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Tag Archives: New York Yankees
Baseball Is Finally Back!
After months of bleakness and depression, during which I was out of work, cut off from the rest of the world, and fearing that I was going to become yet another victim of the pandemic that has been spreading unencumbered … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Baseball, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York Yankees, Opening Day, Sarcasm, satire, Sports, Yankees Twitter
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Judge And Executioner
“Happy Sunday!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room of The House on the Hill. “I brought Snapple.” To prove his point, Lucifer held up the case of Snapple. As always, he was well dressed in an … Continue reading
I’d Rather Field Than Fly
We were watching the Yankees game. During a commercial break, there was a commercial for the latest mega budget superhero flick opening in theaters soon. That was when The Devil put down the Sunday paper and asked, “If you had … Continue reading
Bronx Bombs Away
The Bronx Has come under Heavy fire, But the only ones Complaining Are the Opposing teams And their fans. The Bronx Bombers Are back, Terrorizing pitchers, By sending baseballs Soaring deep into The sleepless Spring night. My beloved Yankees Might … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Aaron Judge, Baby Bombers, Baseball, Bronx Bombers, home runs, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York Yankees, poem, sarcasm, satire
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Baseball Season Is Coming!
It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers, which should come as absolutely no surprise since this blog is coming to you live from Winter in Maine, where the snow never stops. I had the day off, but I did not allow … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Baseball, coping skills, February, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, New York Yankees, sarcasm, satire, spring training, surviving winter
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My Yankees Playoffs Fitness Program
My beloved Yankees are one win away from another trip to the World Series, Modern Philosophers, and I have found a way to turn my insane fandom into a great way to get into shape. Because I am not a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged American League Championship Series, FitBit, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nervous energy, New York Yankees, sarcasm, satire, weight loss
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All Rise For The Rookie HR King!
It’s not easy being a Yankees fan in the heart of Red Sox Nation, Modern Philosophers, but it definitely is fun! I live and die with my beloved Yankees, and when I’m not watching them on TV, I’m following the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Aaron Judge, All Rise, Baseball, home runs, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York Yankees, rookie home run record, sarcasm, satire
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Rooting For The Jets Is Hell
I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged flash fiction, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York Jets, New York Yankees, NFL, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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One Hell of a Yankee
“I didn’t miss the ceremony, did I?” The Devil asked anxiously as he rushed into the room carrying a tray of his famous Hellfire Chicken Wings. His impeccably tailored suit was pinstriped today, just like Yankees pinstripes, in honor of … Continue reading
Dr Lucifer McCaringpants
The sound of a baseball smacking against the leather of a glove is unmistakable and brings a huge smile to my face. The Devil, however, is fairly indifferent to it. “Why exactly are we outside having a catch when it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Writing
Tagged Baseball, first day of spring, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York Yankees, Opening Day, sarcasm, satire, short story, Spring, The Devil
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