Tag Archives: New York Yankees

Baseball Is Finally Back!

Posted on July 25, 2020 by Austin

After months of bleakness and depression, during which I was out of work, cut off from the rest of the world, and fearing that I was going to become yet another victim of the pandemic that has been spreading unencumbered … Continue reading →

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Judge And Executioner

Posted on July 29, 2018 by Austin

“Happy Sunday!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room of The House on the Hill.  “I brought Snapple.” To prove his point, Lucifer held up the case of Snapple.  As always, he was well dressed in an … Continue reading →

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I’d Rather Field Than Fly

Posted on July 22, 2018 by Austin

We were watching the Yankees game. During a commercial break, there was a commercial for the latest mega budget superhero flick opening in theaters soon. That was when The Devil put down the Sunday paper and asked, “If you had … Continue reading →

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Bronx Bombs Away

Posted on April 25, 2018 by Austin

The Bronx Has come under Heavy fire, But the only ones Complaining Are the Opposing teams And their fans. The Bronx Bombers Are back, Terrorizing pitchers, By sending baseballs Soaring deep into The sleepless Spring night. My beloved Yankees Might … Continue reading →

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Baseball Season Is Coming!

Posted on February 1, 2018 by Austin

It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers, which should come as absolutely no surprise since this blog is coming to you live from Winter in Maine, where the snow never stops. I had the day off, but I did not allow … Continue reading →

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My Yankees Playoffs Fitness Program

Posted on October 19, 2017 by Austin

My beloved Yankees are one win away from another trip to the World Series, Modern Philosophers, and I have found a way to turn my insane fandom into a great way to get into shape. Because I am not a … Continue reading →

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All Rise For The Rookie HR King!

Posted on September 25, 2017 by Austin

It’s not easy being a Yankees fan in the heart of Red Sox Nation, Modern Philosophers, but it definitely is fun! I live and die with my beloved Yankees, and when I’m not watching them on TV, I’m following the … Continue reading →

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Rooting For The Jets Is Hell

Posted on September 10, 2017 by Austin

I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading →

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One Hell of a Yankee

Posted on May 14, 2017 by Austin

“I didn’t miss the ceremony, did I?” The Devil asked anxiously as he rushed into the room carrying a tray of his famous Hellfire Chicken Wings. His impeccably tailored suit was pinstriped today, just like Yankees pinstripes, in honor of … Continue reading →

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Dr Lucifer McCaringpants

Posted on March 19, 2017 by Austin

The sound of a baseball smacking against the leather of a glove is unmistakable and brings a huge smile to my face. The Devil, however, is fairly indifferent to it. “Why exactly are we outside having a catch when it’s … Continue reading →

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