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Does The World Need Guns?

It’s finally Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and once again, I’m opening the Think Tank for our weekly Deep Thoughts fest. I’m sorry that this weekly staple disappeared from the blog for so long, but I wanted to explore a new … Continue reading

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Why We Need Stricter Water Gun Control Laws

“Water guns don’t kill people, but people do drown.”  — Anonymous I try not to get political on this blog, Modern Philosophers, unless it’s to mock politicians. Every once in a while, though, a hot button topic comes up that … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: What The Hell Is Going On???

It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers. I’m glad the work week is over because my head is filled with Deep Thoughts, and even Deeper Questions, and I just need some time to process them. While I try to keep the mood in … Continue reading

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What If The Vogons Were Right?

I try to never get too preachy on this blog, Modern Philosophers, but sometimes, the pursuit of Deep Thoughts takes me in that direction. I am not always pleased with our behavior as a species, and yesterday was one of … Continue reading

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Would Trump Banish Maine’s Aliens To Deep Space?

I was invited for Sunday Brunch aboard the Glovorkian Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, Modern Philosophers. While this was not my first meal aboard the mighty spacecraft that is the jewel of the Glovorkian Fleet, I got the sense … Continue reading

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A Reminder About The Serious Side Of Winter

I will always be the first in line, Modern Philosophers, to use humor as a weapon against anything in life that causes stress, pain, sadness, and anything negative. I definitely believe that laughter is the best medicine, and while I … Continue reading

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Is “Big Candy” Blocking The Sale Of Zero Calorie Valentine’s Chocolate?

Is Big Candy blocking the sale of a revolutionary, new zero calorie chocolate less than a week before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers? According to an anonymous tipster, who called The House on the Hill after reading Saturday’s investigative report on … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Seeks Injunction To Ban Christmas Ads Until Black Friday

Thanksgiving filed an injunction today in Bangor Superior Court, Modern Philosophers, to block all Christmas advertising until Black Friday, otherwise known as the day after Thanksgiving. The request seeks that Christmas commercials, advertisements and the like be banned in all … Continue reading

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Gravy Train Derails On Way To Maine; Dry Thanksgiving Expected

The New Hampshire Transportation Authority has confirmed that a Gravy Train bound for Maine derailed this evening about 15 miles from the state line. While no one was killed in the accident, several crew members were injured and rushed to … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: The Ebola Question

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I had a one day mini week since I was off yesterday.  Just taking Thursday to celebrate Writer’s Day made me so not want to go back and chain myself to my desk today.  A little … Continue reading

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