Tag Archives: NFL

Rooting For The Jets Is Hell

I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading

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Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal

Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading

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NFL Adopts Touch Football Rules To Limit Preseason Injuries

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell took time out from his vendetta against Tom Brady today to announce a rule change. “As of this moment, all preseason football games will be played with touch football rules,” Goodell announced to the stunned press … Continue reading

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NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw

New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was  suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading

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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading

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The Leprechaun Predicts: Jets vs. Panthers

It’s Seamus the Leprechaun here.  I woke up this morning, lads and lasses, and the world was entirely white.  I thought I’d had a stroke.  Then I sobered up a wee bit and realized that Maine had been attacked by … Continue reading

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The Leprechaun Predicts: Thanksgiving Football

Happy Thanksgiving, lads and lasses!  It’s Seamus, Maine’s only Leprechaun, and one of the few beings forced to work on American Turkey Day! Austin is a hard taskmaster, but he’s also throwing a wild rager at The House on the … Continue reading

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