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Several Of Santa’s Elves Arrested For Selling Spots On The Nice List
As the calendar turns to December, it looks like scandal has rocked the North Pole, Modern Philosophers. My sources at Santa’s Village tell me that North Pole Police raided Santa’s Workshop just after 9:00AM, and arrested several Elves, who have … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged crime, Elves, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naughty, nice, North Pole, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, scandal
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I Advise You To Write Santa Claus A Very Persuasive Letter
Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Holidays! I am 11 years old and a big fan of your blog. My teachers tell me that I have a wild imagination, so I hope that I grow up to write stories as funny and … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Christmas, gifts, Humor, letter, Modern Philosopher, naughty, nice, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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Victoria’s Secret Announces “Coal for Panties” Exchange for Naughty Girls
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Have you been a Naughty girl this year? If you can prove it, Victoria’s Secret has a special deal for you. On December 26th, anyone over the age of 18 who…
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coal, Humor, lingerie, Modern Philosopher, naughty, naughty girls, nice, sale, satire, sexy, Victoria's Secret
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