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Tag Archives: nor’easter
Linus Strangled With His Blanket; All Mainers Are Suspects
Linus, the beloved young cartoon character who enjoyed giving grand speeches, believed in the Great Pumpkin, and was never seen without his security blanket, was found murdered today, Modern Philosophers. He was strangled by the very blanket that he thought … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, Linus, Modern Philosopher, nor'easter, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, security blanket, snow, Winter Storm Linus
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Round 2: Modern Philosopher vs Juno
I watched the News at Noon, Modern Philosophers, and Stormy McBlizzardton, Maine’s top meteorologist, stated that the most intense band of snow had finally moved north of Bangor. So, I grabbed my shovel and went back outside for Round 2 … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, Juno, Maine, Modern Philosopher, nor'easter, photos, Sarcasm, satire, shoveling snow, snow, winter storm
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Juno 2: Blizzard Boogaloo In Select Theaters Now
The sequel to Juno, the indie film darling starring Ellen Page and Michael Cera, and winner of the Best Original Screenplay Oscar, has finally arrived in Maine. Juno 2: Blizzard Boogaloo, written and directed by Snow Miser, has received an … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, Juno, Modern Philosopher, movies, nor'easter, photos, Sarcasm, satire, snow, winter storm
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The Much Calmer Storm Before The Storm
According to The Weather Channel, Modern Philosophers, Snow Miser made a donation of five inches of snow overnight. That’s a mere drop in the bucket compared to what is expected on Tuesday, however. Every time I check the weather report, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nor'easter, photos, Sarcasm, satire, shoveling snow, snow, Snow Miser, Snowstorm
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I Advise You To Take An Adult Snow Day
Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I like in New England, and I am gearing up for this Nor’easter the meteorologists are predicting for Tuesday and Wednesday. I’ve lived here my whole life, so blizzards with huge accumulations are nothing new. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Blizzard, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nor'easter, safety, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Day, work
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