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Santa Cancels Christmas After Trump’s “Little Reindeer Man” Tweets

Breaking News from the North Pole, Modern Philosophers: Santa Claus has canceled Christmas. In the official press release, issued just moments ago by Fred Claus, Santa’s brother and Press Secretary, President Trump is cited as the reason that December 25 … Continue reading

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Pissing Into The Nuclear Wind

“How much sleep are you losing over your blowhard President’s nuclear pissing match with perhaps the only world leader who is less mentally stable than he is?” The Devil asked casually as he handed me an ice cold bottle of … Continue reading

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