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Tag Archives: North Pole
Santa Claus Announces Toys For Trump Program
Things have been a little depressing around The House on the Hill lately, Modern Philosophers, so I lit up like a Christmas tree today when I received a Skype call from my favorite resident of the North Pole. “Santa!” I … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Christmas presents, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Politics, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Star Wars Fever Severely Disrupts North Pole Toy Production
A long time ago, at a workshop far, far away… Santa’s Elves were hard at work making the toys that good little girls and boys all over the world will be receiving on Christmas. That was, until Star Wars Fever … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Elves, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Santa Claus, Santa's Workshop, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, The Force Awakens
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Guys’ Night Out At The North Pole
When I heard “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” playing from somewhere inside The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that the heat had finally gotten to me and melted my brain. I’ve know this day was … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged guys' night out, heat wave, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Reindeer, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, writing
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Blue Christmas? Nope, The North Pole Just Went Blue For Hanukkah
I’ll have a blue Christmas without you, I’ll be so blue just thinking about you. Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree, Won’t be the same, dear, if you’re not hear with me… Elvis’ rendition of “Blue Christmas” blared … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blue Christmas, Christmas, Elvis, Hanukkah, Happy Hanukkah, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Sarcasm, satire
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Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?
Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, conspiracy theory, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mrs. Claus, North Pole, NSA, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, spies
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Mrs. Claus Working To Improve Elf Literacy
The House on the Hill welcomed a special guest from The North Pole today, Modern Philosophers. Mrs. Claus surprised me with a Writer’s Day visit, and I couldn’t have been more thrilled. “I knew from reading your blog that you … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Books, Christmas, Elves, Humor, literacy, Modern Philosopher, Mrs. Claus, North Pole, Reading, Sarcasm, satire
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Beware Of Fake Frosty Phone Scam
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers. What he was not, however, was a con man working a phone scam on unsuspecting, kindhearted souls eager to help an old friend at Christmas. Because the world can be … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, con artist, Frosty the Snowman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, phone scam, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
15 Comments
More Reindeer Games? Donner Files to Legally Change Name
There was Dasher and Dasher and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and… Tony???? Get ready to relearn the names of Santa’s reindeer, Modern Philosophers, because Donner has gone to court to legally change his name. The papers were filed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Donner, Humor, Modern Philosopher, new names, North Pole, Reindeer, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
93 Comments
North Pole Denies Closings Are Due To Ebola Scare
Despite what you might have heard, Modern Philosophers, there is no Ebola scare at The North Pole. While it is true that The North Pole Police Department has closed all entry points to Santa’s home, the Ebola rumors rocketing around … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged CDC, Christmas, ebola, Elves, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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