Tag Archives: North Pole

Santa Claus Announces Toys For Trump Program

Posted on November 26, 2016 by Austin

Things have been a little depressing around The House on the Hill lately, Modern Philosophers, so I lit up like a Christmas tree today when I received a Skype call from my favorite resident of the North Pole. “Santa!” I … Continue reading →

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Star Wars Fever Severely Disrupts North Pole Toy Production

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Austin

A long time ago, at a workshop far, far away… Santa’s Elves were hard at work making the toys that good little girls and boys all over the world will be receiving on Christmas. That was, until Star Wars Fever … Continue reading →

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Could We Have Christmas All Year If Santa Wasn’t Lazy?

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Austin

As you know, Modern Philosophers, I am very good friends with Santa Claus. St. Nick and I Skype all the time, and he loves to give me exclusive insight into life at the North Pole to share with you on … Continue reading →

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Does Rudolph’s Red Nose Indicate A Drinking Problem?

Posted on December 1, 2015 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I can’t wait to watch Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer tonight. It is a Holiday staple at The House on the Hill, and it fills my heart with Christmas Spirit to see … Continue reading →

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Guys’ Night Out At The North Pole

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Austin

When I heard “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” playing from somewhere inside The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that the heat had finally gotten to me and melted my brain. I’ve know this day was … Continue reading →

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Blue Christmas? Nope, The North Pole Just Went Blue For Hanukkah

Posted on December 16, 2014 by Austin

I’ll have a blue Christmas without you, I’ll be so blue just thinking about you. Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree, Won’t be the same, dear, if you’re not hear with me… Elvis’ rendition of “Blue Christmas” blared … Continue reading →

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

Posted on December 13, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a…

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Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Austin

Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Claus Working To Improve Elf Literacy

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Austin

The House on the Hill welcomed a special guest from The North Pole today, Modern Philosophers. Mrs. Claus surprised me with a Writer’s Day visit, and I couldn’t have been more thrilled. “I knew from reading your blog that you … Continue reading →

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Beware Of Fake Frosty Phone Scam

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Austin

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers. What he was not, however, was a con man working a phone scam on unsuspecting, kindhearted souls eager to help an old friend at Christmas. Because the world can be … Continue reading →

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