Tag Archives: NSA

Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?

Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading

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Is The Elf On The Shelf An NSA Operative?

We now bring you an important Holiday Safety Message, Modern Philosophers… As Christmas draws nearer, more Americans are opening their homes to that Holiday staple, The Elf on the Shelf. He does look so sweet and innocent, doesn’t he, Modern … Continue reading

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Happy Black Ops Friday!

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Good morning, Modern Philosophers! Hope you are all recovering from your Thanksgiving food comas, and are now ready to get on with your lives. I have a feeling that some of…

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