Tag Archives: numbers

My Top 5 Numbers Between 1 And 6

Posted on November 8, 2015 by Austin

It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and Weekend WordPress is usually pretty boring with very little traffic.  Because of this, I like to experiment with features that aren’t in the regular blog rotation. The My Top 5 lists were supposed to become … Continue reading →

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According To 5, Numbers Actually DO Lie…

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Austin

How confident are you in the famous saying “Numbers never lie“, Modern Philosophers? I was a Math nerd growing up, and I liked numbers because they made sense to me and represented a fixed amount that could not change.  Unlike … Continue reading →

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Study Finds That 99 Out Of 100 Americans Believe Perfection Is Attainable

Posted on August 7, 2014 by Austin

According to a new study released by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), 99 out of 100 Americans believe that perfection can be attained. This study, conducted over the third weekend of July, randomly selected two adults in each … Continue reading →

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8, Tired of Looking Like a Snowman, Petitions for Plastic Surgery

Posted on February 10, 2013 by Austin

Some interesting news from the World of Numbers…8 aka Eight, today appeared before the Number Line and officially petitioned for a new look. While it is a highly unusual move, seeing as how numbers are iconic figures that have been … Continue reading →

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