Tag Archives: NYU

Stepping Back Behind The Camera Again

Happy Writers’ Day, Modern Philosophers. As many of you know, this is the holiday I created to celebrate my life as a writer.  It always falls on the day after a taping of The Nite Show, and I take the … Continue reading

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Character Actors

Since I live alone, I’m always scared half to death whenever a voice addresses me at a time when I should be the only one at The House on the Hill. “I was wondering if you had a second to … Continue reading

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Waiter, There’s A Monkey In My Soup!

As I was mowing the lawn this morning, Modern Philosophers, I got to thinking about how much I hated the task.  Then I wondered how anyone could possibly choose to mow lawns for a living. Shortly thereafter,  I remembered that … Continue reading

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I Finished Writing Season One!

I’m excited to announce that I have finished writing Season One of my TV series, Modern Philosophers! That’s no small feat, so I want to take a moment to celebrate the achievement before reality sinks it. Ten episodes, over 500 … Continue reading

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My Brain Will Fill In The Rest

One of the biggest drawbacks of being a superstitious writer working on a secret project, Modern Philosophers, is that I don’t have anyone to talk to about my story. I can’t seek out advice, run plot ideas past anyone, or … Continue reading

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I Really Should Try To Remember To Blog…

Hey, Modern Philosophers!  It’s Austin. You guys remember me, right? The interns kept pestering me all day to write a blog post.  Apparently, it’s been some time since I’ve posted anything here. It’s not that I’ve forgotten about you, but … Continue reading

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All Week Writing Party

I know I haven’t been blogging much lately, Modern Philosophers, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been writing. One of my other writing projects has demanded my full attention, and I’m not one to ignore the call of a story … Continue reading

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Episode 2 Is Out Of My Head!

Some people go to exotic locales to relax on their vacations, Modern Philosophers.  I sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill and write like a man possessed. Quite frankly, there are few places I’d rather … Continue reading

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The Pilot Is Written!

Great news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers… I have completed the first draft of my TV Pilot. It took me less than a week to crank out this first episode, and I would have been done even … Continue reading

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Opening Pandora’s Dream Box

I’m on a creative roll, Modern Philosophers. Yesterday, I sat out on the porch and started writing the pilot episode of the TV series about my time in college. I churned out seventeen pages, but was constantly rewriting along the … Continue reading

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