Tag Archives: October

Tis The (Halloween) Season

“You do realize it is October, correct?” The Devil asked with obvious disappointment in his voice. I knew what disappointment sounded like, having been addressed with it by my stepmother for far too long. My guest stood in the entrance … Continue reading

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Showing A Little October Leg

I’ve got no problem using a little sex to draw readers to the blog, Modern Philosophers, so go ahead and take a long gander at those sexy legs. I know the photo wasn’t taken from the most flattering angle, but … Continue reading

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Milford Man To Subsist On Halloween Candy And Pumpkin Beer Until Halloween

As I’ve mentioned on numerous occasions, Modern Philosophers, Mainers take the Halloween Season very seriously. Thad Boston, of Milford, has come up with his own special way to celebrate the month leasing up to Halloween. “Could you toss me a … Continue reading

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Lighting Of Giant Jack O’ Lanterns Kicks Off Halloween Season In Maine!

At the stroke of midnight, Modern Philosophers, Halloween Season officially began in Maine. As always, the state’s busiest month of tourism kicked off with the simultaneous lighting of giant Jack O’ Lanterns in Portland and Bangor. In Portland, the giant … Continue reading

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Hauntings Skyrocket In Maine As Ghosts Gather For Halloween

You know that noise, Modern Philosophers, that wakes you from sleep in the middle of the night?  The one that sounds like nails scratching on the window?  Or like a low, deep moaning?  Perhaps like footsteps all the way on … Continue reading

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