Tag Archives: Opening Day

Baseball Is Finally Back!

After months of bleakness and depression, during which I was out of work, cut off from the rest of the world, and fearing that I was going to become yet another victim of the pandemic that has been spreading unencumbered … Continue reading

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I Really Should Try To Remember To Blog…

Hey, Modern Philosophers!  It’s Austin. You guys remember me, right? The interns kept pestering me all day to write a blog post.  Apparently, it’s been some time since I’ve posted anything here. It’s not that I’ve forgotten about you, but … Continue reading

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Pitchforks and High Heat

“You need to stop doing that immediately!” I admonished my guest from the safety of my couch. At least I hoped I was safe.  With every passing second, however, I got the sense I was in terrible danger. “Don’t be … Continue reading

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Dr Lucifer McCaringpants

The sound of a baseball smacking against the leather of a glove is unmistakable and brings a huge smile to my face. The Devil, however, is fairly indifferent to it. “Why exactly are we outside having a catch when it’s … Continue reading

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The Devil’s First Pitch

“I am so thrilled that it’s Opening Day!” The Devil announced as he marched into the living room with a platter of his infamous Hellfire Wings. He was appropriately dressed in an impeccably tailored pinstripe suit.  The House on the … Continue reading

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Resurrect The Rejects: A Hilarious Easter Miracle

Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers! I hope the Easter Bunny brought you everything your sweet tooth wanted. In case he didn’t, I have an Easter blog post filled with Sunday Rejects to tickle your funny bone. A new episode of The … Continue reading

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