Tag Archives: Oscars

Was The Best Picture Oscar Gaffe My Fault?

I want to apologize for any part I might have played in last night’s big screw up at the Oscars, Modern Philosophers. As you might have heard, La La Land was erroneously announced as the winner for Best Picture. After … Continue reading

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Best Supporting Catholic

“Ready for the big night?” The Devil asked as he strolled into the living room looking quite dapper in his tuxedo. “What’s with the tux?” I asked without really looking up from my book.  “Are all the dry cleaners in … Continue reading

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Talking About Little Gold Men Who Hate Star Wars

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, so why not wrap up the week with my Oscars conspiracy theory article on The Good Men Project? Once again, the wonderful folks over at GMP have carved out a little space for my Deep … Continue reading

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Kylo Ren Vows To Destroy Hollywood After Oscar Snub

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an epic story unfolded that would become the basis of one of the highest grossing movies of all time, Modern Philosophers. In the present day, however, the members of the … Continue reading

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Best Supporting Rejects

Happy Academy Awards Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I can share some of my jokes that didn’t make it into Danny’s monologue. As you can see from … Continue reading

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My Top 5 Alternate Oscar Dates (Male)

In last night’s Think Tank post, I challenged you to decide which movie character you would choose to be your guest at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony. I mentioned that it was so difficult for me to narrow it down … Continue reading

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What Are You Wearing?

Tell me, Oscar, What are You wearing? Everyone Is so obsessed With fashion At the Academy Awards. The arrivals Are hounded From the moment They step Out of Their limos And onto The red carpet. What are You wearing? Lets … Continue reading

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Doc Brown To Receive Honorary Oscar For Inventing Time Travel

I’ve been keeping a secret, Modern Philosophers, and I’ve finally gotten the go ahead to share it! My good friend and mentor, Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown, will be receiving an honorary Oscar at tonight’s Academy Awards Ceremony.  And I get … Continue reading

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Rejection Is the Sincerest Form Of Flattery, Right???

I’m a huge fan of the Academy Awards, Modern Philosophers, and it’s always been my dream to some day with the Oscar for Best Screenplay. So it was really special to wake up on Academy Awards Sunday, turn on the … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Thank Your Significant Other

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am having my assistant write this letter because I am incredibly nervous and don’t have anyone out here I can turn to for help.  Hollywood isn’t made up of friends and confidantes…it’s just coworkers, people you … Continue reading

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