Tag Archives: Oscars

Was The Best Picture Oscar Gaffe My Fault?

I want to apologize for any part I might have played in last night’s big screw up at the Oscars, Modern Philosophers. As you might have heard, La La Land was erroneously announced as the winner for Best Picture. After … Continue reading

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Best Supporting Catholic

“Ready for the big night?” The Devil asked as he strolled into the living room looking quite dapper in his tuxedo. “What’s with the tux?” I asked without really looking up from my book.  “Are all the dry cleaners in … Continue reading

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Talking About Little Gold Men Who Hate Star Wars

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, so why not wrap up the week with my Oscars conspiracy theory article on The Good Men Project? Once again, the wonderful folks over at GMP have carved out a little space for my Deep … Continue reading

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Should The Academy Award Oscars For Participation?

The Academy Awards are on Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and I am surprised to report that I am totally not feeling it. The Oscars are usually one of the highlights of my year.  I am a screenwriter, NYU Film School grad, … Continue reading

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Kylo Ren Vows To Destroy Hollywood After Oscar Snub

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an epic story unfolded that would become the basis of one of the highest grossing movies of all time, Modern Philosophers. In the present day, however, the members of the … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 2/23/15

It’s the Monday morning after the Oscars, Modern Philosophers. That means I went to bed after midnight, but still got up at my regular time to take on the new week. UGH! As an added bonus to an already glorious … Continue reading

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Best Supporting Rejects

Happy Academy Awards Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I can share some of my jokes that didn’t make it into Danny’s monologue. As you can see from … Continue reading

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