Tag Archives: Oscars

Don’t Be A Felix on Oscar Sunday

Posted on March 12, 2023 by Austin

“So are you excited for the Oscars tonight?” Holly asked before she took a sip of her coffee. It was Academy Awards Sunday and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench, which gave them an excellent view of … Continue reading →

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Was The Best Picture Oscar Gaffe My Fault?

Posted on February 27, 2017 by Austin

I want to apologize for any part I might have played in last night’s big screw up at the Oscars, Modern Philosophers. As you might have heard, La La Land was erroneously announced as the winner for Best Picture. After … Continue reading →

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Best Supporting Catholic

Posted on February 26, 2017 by Austin

“Ready for the big night?” The Devil asked as he strolled into the living room looking quite dapper in his tuxedo. “What’s with the tux?” I asked without really looking up from my book.  “Are all the dry cleaners in … Continue reading →

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Talking About Little Gold Men Who Hate Star Wars

Posted on March 4, 2016 by Austin

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, so why not wrap up the week with my Oscars conspiracy theory article on The Good Men Project? Once again, the wonderful folks over at GMP have carved out a little space for my Deep … Continue reading →

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Kylo Ren Vows To Destroy Hollywood After Oscar Snub

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Austin

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an epic story unfolded that would become the basis of one of the highest grossing movies of all time, Modern Philosophers. In the present day, however, the members of the … Continue reading →

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Best Supporting Rejects

Posted on February 22, 2015 by Austin

Happy Academy Awards Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I can share some of my jokes that didn’t make it into Danny’s monologue. As you can see from … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Alternate Oscar Dates (Male)

Posted on January 17, 2015 by Austin

In last night’s Think Tank post, I challenged you to decide which movie character you would choose to be your guest at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony. I mentioned that it was so difficult for me to narrow it down … Continue reading →

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What Are You Wearing?

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Austin

Tell me, Oscar, What are You wearing? Everyone Is so obsessed With fashion At the Academy Awards. The arrivals Are hounded From the moment They step Out of Their limos And onto The red carpet. What are You wearing? Lets … Continue reading →

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Doc Brown To Receive Honorary Oscar For Inventing Time Travel

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Austin

I’ve been keeping a secret, Modern Philosophers, and I’ve finally gotten the go ahead to share it! My good friend and mentor, Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown, will be receiving an honorary Oscar at tonight’s Academy Awards Ceremony.  And I get … Continue reading →

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Rejection Is the Sincerest Form Of Flattery, Right???

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Austin

I’m a huge fan of the Academy Awards, Modern Philosophers, and it’s always been my dream to some day with the Oscar for Best Screenplay. So it was really special to wake up on Academy Awards Sunday, turn on the … Continue reading →

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