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Maine’s Flying Monkeys Grounded Due To High Winds

Maine Governor Paul LePage has issued an order grounding all of Maine’s Flying Monkeys due to strong winds, Modern Philosophers. Maine’s Air National Guard has been mobilized to clear the skies, and all Flying Monkeys are being issued free drink … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Windy Winter

Good morning, Modern Philosophers! Were you awakened by the sound of every window in your house rattling because the wind was desperately trying to break into your home?  If so, then we have something in common. Because the elements chose … Continue reading

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Flying Monkeys To Offer Cheap Daily Airfares In Maine

Traveling around Maine just got cheaper and less stressful, Modern Philosophers! The Flying Monkeys have been released, and they are offering seriously discounted fares to transport you anywhere across the state.  The main focus of the flights will be between … Continue reading

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