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Tag Archives: Palm Sunday
The Return of the Gym Rat
Happy Palm Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Much like Jesus made his triumphant return to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the Modern Philosopher used the day to make his triumphant return to the gym. As I’ve stated numerous times on this blog, I … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged biking, exercise, gym, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Palm Sunday, sarcasm, satire, wellness, workout
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Put Your Palms Together For The Sunday Rejects!
Happy Palm Sunday, Modern Philosophers! One of my proudest moments as a writer for The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was when Danny used my Palm Sunday joke in his monologue last year. The rebellious Catholic school boy in me … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Palm Sunday, rejects, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, The Nite Show, writer
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Pope Francis to Catholics: Celebrate Palm Sunday By High Fiving a Stranger!
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Pope Francis, in his Palm Sunday sermon from The Vatican, urged Catholics throughout the world to celebrate the day by giving a high five to a total stranger. Palm Sunday is…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Easter, High Five, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Palm Sunday, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire
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Pope Francis to Catholics: Celebrate Palm Sunday By High Fiving a Stranger!
Pope Francis, in his Palm Sunday sermon from The Vatican, urged Catholics throughout the world to celebrate the day by giving a high five to a total stranger. Palm Sunday is the traditional beginning of Holy Week, which culminates next … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Catholic Church, Easter, High Five, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Palm Sunday, Pope Francis, satire
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