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Columbus Day Parade Float Gets Lost, Discovers New Route To Canada

What a Columbus Day it has turned out to be in Maine, Modern Philosophers! One of the floats got lost on its way to join Bangor’s Columbus Day Parade, and ended up making history when it discovered a brand new … Continue reading

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Mayor McCheese Marches In Bangor Parade; Politely Declines BBQ Invites

Maine Gubernatorial Candidate Mayor McCheese was the Grand Marshal of today’s Bangor/Brewer Fourth of July Parade.  McCheese, thought to be the front runner in the upcoming Gubernatorial Election, walked proudly at the head of the parade and received the loudest … Continue reading

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Ghosts of Maine Veterans March in Bangor’s Memorial Day Parade

In a moving tribute that could only take place in Maine, the Bangor Memorial Day Parade brought tears to the eyes of its spectators when the Ghosts of Maine Veterans marched along with the living. Ghosts hailing from as far … Continue reading

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