Tag Archives: paranoia

Is Thanksgiving Trying To Kill Me?

Posted on November 24, 2017 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosophers, I am writing to you because I have an overwhelming sense of foreboding, and if anything happens to me, I want you to be able to tell the authorities who did it. I think Thanksgiving is trying … Continue reading →

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Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Austin

As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading →

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Candle

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Austin

Candle, candle burning bright, Warm me on this frigid night. Provide a light so I might see The amazing world surrounding me. Candle, candle with dancing flame, I hear the darkness call my name. Protect me in your orange glow … Continue reading →

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We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Robot Apocalypse

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Austin

We see you when you’re sleeping, We know when you’re awake, We soon will be enslaving you, So don’t fight for goodness sake… When the beautiful Christmas card with the giant Snowmen (pictured on the left) arrived at The House … Continue reading →

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This Should Knock Your Boots Off…

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Austin

This post might not actually live up to its title, Modern Philosopher, but it was a perfect one for allowing me to use this photo from earlier… I don’t know why I keep going out to shovel the snow without … Continue reading →

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Put One In The Win Column For The Geeks

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Austin

The Machines do not care that it is almost Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. Their plans for The Robot Apocalypse do not grind to a halt simply because the humans they wish to enslave take a day off to stuff themselves with … Continue reading →

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The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth

Posted on September 9, 2014 by Austin

It’s a mini miracle that you have a blog post to read tonight, Modern Philosophers! The Machines came at me with an unexpected, full frontal assault that rattled me so badly that I was in a panic.  Robot High Command … Continue reading →

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The Snowman Of Death And/Or Foreboding

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Austin

Today ended up being a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, despite my thoughts to the contrary in this morning’s post. We need to jump into the Time Machine for this post to make sense.  Saturday afternoon, I walked over to Fat … Continue reading →

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Guest Blogger: Anonymous Sources at Robot High Command

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Austin

While Austin is on vacation, friends will be posting in his place.  Today’s Guest Bloggers are Austin’s Anonymous Sources at Robot High Command.  Their true identities must be protected (hence the odd photo) due to the sensitive nature of their … Continue reading →

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The Boy Who Played With Robot Fire

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Austin

My fellow Modern Philosophers, I need to ask a favor of you.  Many of you are following the blog regularly (thank you so much!) and others check in sporadically, but you should understand by now that I post here every … Continue reading →

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