Tag Archives: Party

All Day Lawn Party! Who’s Bringing The Snapple?

It is such a beautiful Summer day in Maine, Modern Philosophers! The sun is out, there’s a nice breeze, and I am enjoying my vacation.  Wish you were here. In fact, why don’t you come to The House on the … Continue reading

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Irish Spring, The Infamous Succubus, To Appear At Bangor Gentleman’s Club

St. Patrick’s Day is coming, so I thought I’d share this post from the archives. Be careful out there!

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Thursday Night Grocery Party!

Dr. Jekyll told me I needed to shake things up a bit, Modern Philosophers, if I wanted to keep my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder in check. With a lonely Valentine’s Day on the horizon and another blizzard in the weekend … Continue reading

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Mr. Potato Head Gets Baked; Mrs. Potato Head Sought For Questioning

An office St. Patrick’s Day party turned into a crime scene when an unsuspecting reveler discovered a body at the baked potato bar. “We do a baked potato bar every year to celebrate the Holiday,” a flustered Pamela Shivers explained … Continue reading

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Pope’s “Holy Roller Super Bowl Party” To Begin With Midnight Mass

Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Person of the Year, is back in the headlines again. Known to all as “The Partying Pontiff”, The Holy Father is ready to bring the fun again tomorrow with The Vatican’s Super Bowl Party.  This … Continue reading

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‘Twas The Hump Day Of Christmas

‘Twas the Hump Day of Christmas And all cross the blog, The creatures were stirring And drinking eggnog. The Witches were cackling As they conjured a brew, The Werewolves were howling Like they usually do. Seamus was singing And half … Continue reading

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Blog’s Blowout Burger and Beer Birthday Bash

The House on the Hill is rocking tonight, Modern Philosophers! I returned home from work to discover a surprise party in full swing to celebrate the blog’s first birthday. I was thrilled to find so many of the people who … Continue reading

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Maine Moms Celebrate Big Day Aboard Alien Mothership

The Aliens of Maine, who value Mothers just as much as we do, threw a wild party today for all Maine Moms on the Arkavian Mothership, which hovers high above Northern Maine. The Mothership, which brought the first Alien settlers … Continue reading

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