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Friday Night Think Tank: Never Forget

It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it’s just not any Friday.  The calendar has brought us to September 11, the date that will forever live in infamy for this generation. Oddly, the weather has made an abrupt change here in … Continue reading

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President Obama Sings “Happy Birthday, USA” With Stunned Americans

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! According to reports out of The White House, President Obama woke up early on the Fourth of July and decided to spread a little holiday cheer of his own. Numerous sources have confirmed that The … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Red, White, and Blue Deep Thoughts

It was a weird Friday, Modern Philosophers. For some reason, my office was open even though tomorrow is Independence Day and most of America was closed for business.  Even odder, I didn’t take the day off despite having plenty of … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Let Your American Flag Fly!

Dear Modern Philosophers, Did you remember that today is Flag Day? I thought it might have slipped your mind, so I’ve decided to dedicate this week’s advice column to Flag Day. It’s not one of the more popular Holidays out … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: It’s Flag Day!

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Those of you reading today obviously made it through Friday the 13th alive, unless, of course, you are reading this as a Ghost.  If you are, you should log on to the Ghost Friendly version of … Continue reading

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England Offers Full Government Services To Any American Who Returns To British Rule

England’s Prime Minister David Cameron made a bold move today in an attempt to return his country to World Power status. Speaking at a conference televised worldwide via CNN, Cameron offered full government services to any American who agreed to … Continue reading

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