Tag Archives: Patriots

The Devil Will Take That Bet

Posted on February 1, 2015 by Austin

“Care to make the game a little interesting?” The Devil asked as he scooped some of my homemade Buffalo Chicken Dip onto his chip. I watched him bring the chip to his mouth and then deposit it without getting a … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Orders Priests Not To Absolve Patriots’ Sins

Posted on February 1, 2015 by Austin

Pope Francis has told all members of the Catholic Church’s clergy that they are not to grant absolution to any member of the New England Patriots should they confess to cheating in the AFC Championship Game. This major news, coming … Continue reading →

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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Posted on February 1, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading →

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We’re Here To Pump You Up

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Austin

Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading →

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