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Tag Archives: Patriots
The Devil Will Take That Bet
“Care to make the game a little interesting?” The Devil asked as he scooped some of my homemade Buffalo Chicken Dip onto his chip. I watched him bring the chip to his mouth and then deposit it without getting a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged betting, Football, gambling, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Patriots, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Super Bowl, The Devil
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Pope Francis Orders Priests Not To Absolve Patriots’ Sins
Pope Francis has told all members of the Catholic Church’s clergy that they are not to grant absolution to any member of the New England Patriots should they confess to cheating in the AFC Championship Game. This major news, coming … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cheating, Confession, deflategate, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Patriots, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Seahawks, Super Bowl
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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic
Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day. There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, cheating, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, NFL, Patriots, Sarcasm, satire, Seahawks, Super Bowl
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We’re Here To Pump You Up
Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Bill Belichick, deflategate, Football, Hans and Franz, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Patriots, Sarcasm, satire, Super Bowl, Tom Brady
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