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Scientists Downgrade The Great Pumpkin To Good

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and we’ve just had our first controversy. The same scientists that downgraded Pluto from a planet to whatever the hell it is now, have decided to trick, rather than treat … Continue reading

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Linus Reveals That He Ate The Great Pumpkin!

As Thanksgiving approaches, Modern Philosophers, we can be thankful for finally learning the answer to one of life’s great mysteries: How come The Great Pumpkin never showed up for poor Linus on Halloween? The answer is finally revealed in Linus’ … Continue reading

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