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Tag Archives: Pets
The Three Amigos (Kitty Version)
The interns keep nagging me that the mailbag is overflowing with requests for more information on my beloved kitties, Modern Philosophers. Since I like keeping you guys happy almost as much as I hate being annoyed by the interns, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged animal adoption, Cali, Cassie, cats, Cleo, Crazy Cat Guy, Humor, kitties, Modern Philosopher, Pets, sarcasm
6 Comments
There Are No Cats In Hell
“I see you have taken another step towards officially becoming a Crazy Cat Man,” The Devil quipped as he leaned against the doorway the led into my living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged cats, Humor, life in hell, Modern Philosopher, pet adoption, Pets, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
8 Comments
The New Cat House On The Hill
It’s been almost a year now, Modern Philosophers, since Miss Luna left The House on the Hill for Kitty Heaven. Over that time, I have carefully kept an eye on Cali to see if she was depressed or withdrawn because … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged adopting a cat, cats, forever home, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, opening your heart, pet adoption, Pets, sarcasm, satire
16 Comments
I Loathe Going To The Vet
I love my kitties very much, Modern Philosophers. Cali and Luna are adorable, affectionate, not at all demanding, and very rarely cause any trouble around The House on the Hill. I don’t write about them much on the blog because … Continue reading
Was Omaha Peyton Manning’s Childhood Pet?
On the eve of Super Bowl 50, as Peyton Manning prepares for what could be his final game, America might finally learn the truth about a mystery that has been swirling around the Broncos’ quarterback for months. That’s right, Modern … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Denver Broncos, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Omaha, Pets, Peyton Manning, sarcasm, satire, scandal, Super Bowl 50
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If At First You Don’t Freak Out, Try Try Again!
There’s nothing like waking up early on a Saturday morning with a knot in your stomach because you are extremely anxious about the morning’s activity, Modern Philosophers. No, it was not time for my bi-monthly shower. That’s next weekend. The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged animals, cats, going to the vet, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Sarcasm, satire, sick kitty, veterinarian
19 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Animal House
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers. The week started so well, but it’s ended on a stressful note. Cali, my little black cat, isn’t feeling well, so she had to make her first trip to the vet yesterday. There’s nothing major wrong … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Cali, cats, Humor, life, medicine, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, veterinarian
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