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Tag Archives: Pets
The Three Amigos (Kitty Version)
The interns keep nagging me that the mailbag is overflowing with requests for more information on my beloved kitties, Modern Philosophers. Since I like keeping you guys happy almost as much as I hate being annoyed by the interns, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged animal adoption, Cali, Cassie, cats, Cleo, Crazy Cat Guy, Humor, kitties, Modern Philosopher, Pets, sarcasm
6 Comments
There Are No Cats In Hell
“I see you have taken another step towards officially becoming a Crazy Cat Man,” The Devil quipped as he leaned against the doorway the led into my living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged cats, Humor, life in hell, Modern Philosopher, pet adoption, Pets, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
8 Comments
The New Cat House On The Hill
It’s been almost a year now, Modern Philosophers, since Miss Luna left The House on the Hill for Kitty Heaven. Over that time, I have carefully kept an eye on Cali to see if she was depressed or withdrawn because … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Pets, cats, life, pet adoption, sarcasm, adopting a cat, forever home, opening your heart
17 Comments
I Loathe Going To The Vet
I love my kitties very much, Modern Philosophers. Cali and Luna are adorable, affectionate, not at all demanding, and very rarely cause any trouble around The House on the Hill. I don’t write about them much on the blog because … Continue reading
If At First You Don’t Freak Out, Try Try Again!
There’s nothing like waking up early on a Saturday morning with a knot in your stomach because you are extremely anxious about the morning’s activity, Modern Philosophers. No, it was not time for my bi-monthly shower. That’s next weekend. The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged animals, cats, going to the vet, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Sarcasm, satire, sick kitty, veterinarian
19 Comments
Is That A Cat House On The Hill?
Many of you have asked me for updates on Cali and Luna, the beautiful kitties that I adopted from the Bangor Humane Society back in August. They are doing wonderfully, and really have made The House on the Hill their … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, Cali, cats, Humor, kitties, Luna, Modern Philosopher, Pets, photos, Sarcasm, satire
28 Comments
You Can Lead A Kitty To The Condo…
Life at The House on the Hill has been much more pleasant, Modern Philosophers, since Cali and Luna decided to live with me. The pitter patter of paws on the hardwood floors is quite comforting, and it’s always nice to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cat toys, cats, Humor, kitty condo, Modern Philosopher, Pets, photos, Sarcasm, satire, scratch pad, Walmart
22 Comments
A Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, Daddy told us that we should write you a letter to tell you what we want for Christmas. We’ve been talking, though, and we can’t think of anything that we need. You see, all we ever wanted … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, cats, Christmas, Humor, letters to Santa, Modern Philosopher, pet adoption, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
18 Comments
Life At The Cat House On The Hill
It’s been just over a week since I adopted Cali and Luna from the Bangor Humane Society, and brought them home to live at The House on the Hill. Already, it seems like I’ll need to change the name of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, Cali, cats, Humor, Luna, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
17 Comments