Tag Archives: Pets

The Three Amigos (Kitty Version)

The interns keep nagging me that the mailbag is overflowing with requests for more information on my beloved kitties, Modern Philosophers. Since I like keeping you guys happy almost as much as I hate being annoyed by the interns, I … Continue reading

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There Are No Cats In Hell

“I see you have taken another step towards officially becoming a Crazy Cat Man,” The Devil quipped as he leaned against the doorway the led into my living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, … Continue reading

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The New Cat House On The Hill

It’s been almost a year now, Modern Philosophers, since Miss Luna left The House on the Hill for Kitty Heaven. Over that time, I have carefully kept an eye on Cali to see if she was depressed or withdrawn because … Continue reading

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I Loathe Going To The Vet

I love my kitties very much, Modern Philosophers. Cali and Luna are adorable, affectionate, not at all demanding, and very rarely cause any trouble around The House on the Hill. I don’t write about them much on the blog because … Continue reading

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Was Omaha Peyton Manning’s Childhood Pet?

On the eve of Super Bowl 50, as Peyton Manning prepares for what could be his final game, America might finally learn the truth about a mystery that has been swirling around the Broncos’ quarterback for months. That’s right, Modern … Continue reading

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If At First You Don’t Freak Out, Try Try Again!

There’s nothing like waking up early on a Saturday morning with a knot in your stomach because you are extremely anxious about the morning’s activity, Modern Philosophers. No, it was not time for my bi-monthly shower.  That’s next weekend. The … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Animal House

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers. The week started so well, but it’s ended on a stressful note.  Cali, my little black cat, isn’t feeling well, so she had to make her first trip to the vet yesterday. There’s nothing major wrong … Continue reading

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