Tag Archives: Pets

Cats Excel At Hide And Seek

Posted on June 22, 2019 by Austin

I have come to the conclusion, Modern Philosophers, that cats are champions of Hide and Seek. If kids really want to learn how to excel at the game, they need to train with kitties.  Only then, will they become true … Continue reading →

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The Three Amigos (Kitty Version)

Posted on August 10, 2018 by Austin

The interns keep nagging me that the mailbag is overflowing with requests for more information on my beloved kitties, Modern Philosophers. Since I like keeping you guys happy almost as much as I hate being annoyed by the interns, I … Continue reading →

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There Are No Cats In Hell

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Austin

“I see you have taken another step towards officially becoming a Crazy Cat Man,” The Devil quipped as he leaned against the doorway the led into my living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, … Continue reading →

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The New Cat House On The Hill

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Austin

It’s been almost a year now, Modern Philosophers, since Miss Luna left The House on the Hill for Kitty Heaven. Over that time, I have carefully kept an eye on Cali to see if she was depressed or withdrawn because … Continue reading →

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I Loathe Going To The Vet

Posted on January 21, 2017 by Austin

I love my kitties very much, Modern Philosophers. Cali and Luna are adorable, affectionate, not at all demanding, and very rarely cause any trouble around The House on the Hill. I don’t write about them much on the blog because … Continue reading →

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If At First You Don’t Freak Out, Try Try Again!

Posted on October 10, 2015 by Austin

There’s nothing like waking up early on a Saturday morning with a knot in your stomach because you are extremely anxious about the morning’s activity, Modern Philosophers. No, it was not time for my bi-monthly shower.  That’s next weekend. The … Continue reading →

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Is That A Cat House On The Hill?

Posted on April 4, 2015 by Austin

Many of you have asked me for updates on Cali and Luna, the beautiful kitties that I adopted from the Bangor Humane Society back in August. They are doing wonderfully, and really have made The House on the Hill their … Continue reading →

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You Can Lead A Kitty To The Condo…

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Austin

Life at The House on the Hill has been much more pleasant, Modern Philosophers, since Cali and Luna decided to live with me. The pitter patter of paws on the hardwood floors is quite comforting, and it’s always nice to … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Santa Claws

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Austin

Dear Santa Claws, Daddy told us that we should write you a letter to tell you what we want for Christmas. We’ve been talking, though, and we can’t think of anything that we need.  You see, all we ever wanted … Continue reading →

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Life At The Cat House On The Hill

Posted on August 31, 2014 by Austin

It’s been just over a week since I adopted Cali and Luna from the Bangor Humane Society, and brought them home to live at The House on the Hill. Already, it seems like I’ll need to change the name of … Continue reading →

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