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Tag Archives: Pets
A Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, Daddy told us that we should write you a letter to tell you what we want for Christmas. We’ve been talking, though, and we can’t think of anything that we need. You see, all we ever wanted … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, cats, Christmas, Humor, letters to Santa, Modern Philosopher, pet adoption, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
18 Comments
Life At The Cat House On The Hill
It’s been just over a week since I adopted Cali and Luna from the Bangor Humane Society, and brought them home to live at The House on the Hill. Already, it seems like I’ll need to change the name of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, Cali, cats, Humor, Luna, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
17 Comments
The Furry Monsters Under My Bed
I’ve written a couple of previous posts lamenting the fact that The House on the Hill was not blessed with a Monster Under The Bed. Sure, my neighbors’ Monster likes to hang out under there at times, but it’s not … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged adoption, Bangor Humane Society, cats, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monster, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
26 Comments
The House On The Hill Is Alive With The Sound Of Kitties!
I have a wonderful bit of news to share, Modern Philosophers… I have opened the doors of The House on the Hill to two adorable kitties who needed a home! It’s been almost a month since Banky left this world, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged adoption, Bangor Humane Society, cats, happy, Humor, joy, kitties, Modern Philosophy, Pets
43 Comments
Saying Goodbye To My Little Black Cat
It is a very sad day at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. Banky, my beloved little black cat, left this world this morning. Banklyn McFranklin, as he was known by those who loved him, would have been 16 … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Banky, cats, goodbye, grief, loss, Love, Modern Philosopher, mourning, Pets
100 Comments
The King Of The House On The Hill
I might be a Modern Philosopher and owner of The House on the Hill, but that does not make me the King of this Castle. That title falls to Banky, the little black cat who gives this home just the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Banky, black cat, cat, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Sarcasm, satire, veterinarian
29 Comments
Happy Birthday, Banky!
I wanted to take a break form our regularly scheduled programming to wish a Happy 15th Birthday to my little black cat, Banky aka Banklyn McFranklin. Banky, named after the Jason Lee character in “Chasing Amy” (sorry, Ben Affleck, but … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Banky, black cat, cats, Chasing Amy, Happy Birthday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pets, satire
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Dogs & Mice Form Alliance; Should Cats Be Worried?
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
This just in from the Petagon (I love that animals call it that!): Dogs and Mice have signed a Peace Treaty, while also forming a powerful alliance. While the war between…
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged animal war, cats, Dogs, Humor, Mice, Modern Philosopher, Peace, Pets, satire
7 Comments