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You Are The Tooth Doctor! EXTERMINATE!!!

Posted on February 1, 2020 by Austin

I might not be a mutated alien encased in an armor shell, Modern Philosophers, but there is a chance that I had to desperately fight to keep from unleashing my inner Dalek at the dentist earlier this week. As longtime … Continue reading →

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I’m Thankful For Less Anxiety

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Austin

Happy Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers! In honor of the holiday, I thought I’d write a post about something for which I am thankful this year. As Turkey Day rolls around, I’m grateful that there is less anxiety in my life. It’s … Continue reading →

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Facing Another Fear (From A Very Long List)

Posted on June 5, 2018 by Austin

I make no secret of the fact that I’m a quirky introvert with a laundry list of phobias, Modern Philosophers. That’s far too obvious to hide, even from people who have been brought into my life via the magic portal … Continue reading →

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My Liver Is Not On The Menu Today!

Posted on August 31, 2017 by Austin

Horror movies and haunted houses don’t frighten me, Modern Philosophers.  In fact, I love to write thrillers and scary screenplays because I take joy in figuring out new and creative ways to give someone else an awesome fright. But do … Continue reading →

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My Own Big Bang Theory

Posted on July 5, 2016 by Austin

As much as I would love the opportunity to hang out with Penny, Leonard, Sheldon and the rest of gang, Modern Philosophers, I’ve realized after last night that I have a Big Bang Theory of my own. On Sunday, I … Continue reading →

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There’s No Fear Stamp In My Passport

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Austin

Since I love the sound of my own voice, Modern Philosophers, I’m constantly using this blog to tell you about how I’m making big changes to improve my life. Now I can do without the wise ass comments pointing out … Continue reading →

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@#$% You, Snow Miser!

Posted on February 6, 2016 by Austin

I had an emergency appointment with Dr. Jekyll today, Modern Philosophers, to deal with a sudden alarming flare up of my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. This Winter has been much milder than its predecessor, so I haven’t needed to take … Continue reading →

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A (Torture) Room With A View

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Austin

While the Writer’s Day Holiday is supposed to be a chance for me to revel in another successful taping of The Nite Show, while also getting work done on new writing projects, today had a bit of a twist. I … Continue reading →

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And Lead Us Not Into Dental Damnation…

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Austin

It’s Holy Thursday, Modern Philosophers, and I need your prayers. Once again, I have foolishly made myself an appointment with the dentist, and I am up early dealing with the anxiety of this pending visit to The Chair. I’m actually … Continue reading →

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Slow And Steady Wins The Most Important Race

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Austin

You don’t always have to be the fastest to come out the winner in a race, Modern Philosophers. The all knowing weather people predicted just a dusting to an inch of snow today. That was fine by me, the guy … Continue reading →

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