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The Snow Came, I Was Not Aroused
Another storm has battered Maine, Modern Philosophers, and I find myself neither tattered, nor torn. This blizzard was supposed to be one of Snow Miser’s finest, so they decided last night that the office would be opening late this morning. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, sarcasm, satire, shoveling snow, snow, Snow Miser
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Santa Claus Is Parading Through Town
As I hinted in last night’s blog post, Modern Philosophers, I was moved so much by the little Christmas Tree that The Sweet Irish Girl sent me, that I did something last night I haven’t done in ages… I attended … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, Christmas, Christmas spirit, Festival of Lights Parade, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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A Walk Across The Bridge To The End Of The Rainbow
Over the last few months, Modern Philosophers, I’ve kept you entertained by writing posts about my failed attempts at dating. Usually, there would be a post, accompanied by photos, of my walk across the bridge to meet someone who I … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged going for a drink, Humor, Irish, life, lunch date, Modern Philosopher, photos, pub, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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Agent Orange: Freezing Fall Foliage Follies
It was a chilly 26 degrees when I awakened under the warm covers at The House on the Hill this morning, Modern Philosophers. I stayed in bed for as long as I could, getting a full play by play of … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Fall, Fall Foliage, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire
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A Friendly Walk Across The Bridge
I normally only walk across the bridge, Modern Philosophers, to go on disappointing first dates. Tonight, however, I made an exception for an old friend. I hadn’t seen Bethany aka “my cool boss” (the one who forced us to put … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, bridges, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, old friends, Penobscot River, photos, Sarcasm, satire, vacation
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Time To Take A Much Needed Dump Run
Summer in Maine means yard work, Modern Philosophers. If I want to keep The House on the Hill looking top notch, I have to get my hands dirty working on the Great Lawn and the Side Gardens. You all know … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bamboo, chores, compost, dump, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire, yard work
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Let’s Go For A Sunday Stroll
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, Modern Philosophers. A beautiful day for a neighbor. Since you can’t be my neighbor because you refuse to move to Maine, I thought I’d get out the camera and take you for a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, Sunday stroll, weight loss
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Now This Is Stephen King’s Maine
I have to admit, Modern Philosophers, that when I moved to Maine, I expected it to be exactly like something out of Stephen King’s scarier novels. In fact, when we were deciding where we wanted to live, I told J … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged creepy weather, fog, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire, scary movies, Stephen King
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Gone Guy: A (Delirious) Runner’s Diary (Plea For Help)
This Throwback Thursday has tossed me around like a rag doll, Modern Philosophers. I’m exhausted and sore, but in the good way. I’m running so much lately, that I feel like a cheap pair of stockings. Today was my fifth … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged diary, exercise, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire, Throwback Thursday
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An Early Parole Means Making A Run For It
I haven’t been very good about running so far this year, Modern Philosophers, so I tried something new. I decided to take the afternoon off from work so that I could go for a run. I’m happy to report that … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, wellness
23 Comments