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Banking On A No Interest Pick Up Line

June was just minding her own business, filling out a deposit slip, when the guy approached her. She was an attractive woman, so this was not the first time a stranger had tried to strike up a conversation, but she’d … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Use Every Weapon In Your Arsenal

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m 15 and I really like your blog.  It makes me laugh when you take a weird and awkward situation and turn it into something funny. I really like the way you’ve been so open about your … Continue reading

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The Bookstore Attraction Conundrum

Doyle wasn’t sure why he’d picked that exact moment to look up from his book. Even now, weeks removed from the incident, he couldn’t tell you if it was just a feeling he had, or if the Fates themselves had … Continue reading

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I Triple Dog Dare You To See If Your Tongue Sticks To This Post

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I’m not proud of this bit of news I’m about to share, Modern Philosophers, but if I truly want to be on Santa’s Nice list this year, I need to come…

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I Triple Dog Dare You To See If Your Tongue Sticks To This Post

I’m not proud of this bit of news I’m about to share, Modern Philosophers, but if I truly want to be on Santa’s Nice list this year, I need to come clean. Back in the day, I used to get … Continue reading

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