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Tag Archives: Pizza
Craving New York Pizza
I have a serious craving for New York pizza right now, Modern Philosophers. The first one to send a large mushroom and pepperoni pie to The House on the Hill will be written into my will. Maybe it’s all this … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged comfort food, cravings, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York, New York style pizza, Pizza, Sarcasm, satire, stay at home
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Pizza And the Werewolf
What an incredibly gorgeous Summer day this has been, Modern Philosophers! When I went for my morning run, it was so chilly that I almost put on my heavy Running Toga. Right now, however, it is warm, sunny, and there’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pizza, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, Supermoon, Werewolf
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More Souls Choosing Hell Over Heaven Due To Cheaper Housing Options
The week from Hell literally earned that designation tonight when I returned to The House on the Hill to find The Devil, my most frequent uninvited house guest, making himself at home on my couch. Not only was he drinking … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged heaven, hell, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Pizza, satire, Selling Your Soul, The Devil
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