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Happy Earth Day, Ya Big Blue Marble!
Dear Earth, Happy Earth Day! I don’t know if anyone has bothered to take the time to wish you happiness on your special day. On behalf of the Human Race, Other Worldly Beings, and all other forms of life, this … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Earth, Earth Day, environment, Humor, life, love letter to Earth, Modern Philosopher, planets, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you
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Pluto Trying To Buy Its Way Back To Big Boy Planet Status
The Milky Way Galaxy’s Annual Meetings are underway, Modern Philosophers, and the big talk this year is about Pluto’s attempt to get itself reinstated as a planet. My sources tell me that The Original Eight, as the remaining planets like … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged astronomy, bribes, galaxy, Humor, Milky Way, Modern Philosopher, planets, Pluto, Sarcasm, satire, Science, solar system
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