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An Icy 9

‘Twas An Icy 9 Degrees This morn, When I bravely Set out On my Daily run. A saner man Might have Stayed home, Under The covers, Heat cranked, Dreaming of Warmer days. Even The sun Was Wise enough To stay … Continue reading

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Go Away, 2017

I’m not one To stay up Until midnight To toast The arrival Of the New Year. There is no Special someone Waiting excitedly For a New Year’s kiss. Most likely, I will be Sound asleep When the Earth completes Yet … Continue reading

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Snow Miser’s Frigid Kiss

As memories Of Christmas fade, And another year Nears its Inevitable end, My thoughts drift To New Year’s Eve, And how nice It would be To have someone To kiss At midnight. It has been Too long Since I’ve done … Continue reading

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Work Christmas Tree

Work Christmas Tree Work Christmas Tree I don’t suppose You have a Christmas bonus For me. Work Christmas Tree Work Christmas Tree I’ve checked three times And my present I do not see. I guess it’s okay That there’s no … Continue reading

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Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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Go Stuff Yourself

Thanksgiving time Is back again, And that can only mean One thing… You must give in To the deepest, Darkest, Highest caloric Desires of your belly. Sure, this holiday Is about gratitude. I mean, It’s right there In the name, … Continue reading

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Dislike This Work Week

Dislike This work week, Yes, I do. Dislike This work week, How ’bout you? Too much stress And headaches To my dismay. Thank God It’s Friday, Is all I’ll say. A week of Fridays Would be A blast. That way … Continue reading

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