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Bronx Bombs Away

The Bronx Has come under Heavy fire, But the only ones Complaining Are the Opposing teams And their fans. The Bronx Bombers Are back, Terrorizing pitchers, By sending baseballs Soaring deep into The sleepless Spring night. My beloved Yankees Might … Continue reading

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Unwind and Be Free

We mustn’t Allow our minds To submit To the Stressful thoughts That hold them Hostage all week As we Sleepwalk Through The work day. Participation In the Rat Race Might be A requirement In order To keep Food on The … Continue reading

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An Icy 9

‘Twas An Icy 9 Degrees This morn, When I bravely Set out On my Daily run. A saner man Might have Stayed home, Under The covers, Heat cranked, Dreaming of Warmer days. Even The sun Was Wise enough To stay … Continue reading

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Go Away, 2017

I’m not one To stay up Until midnight To toast The arrival Of the New Year. There is no Special someone Waiting excitedly For a New Year’s kiss. Most likely, I will be Sound asleep When the Earth completes Yet … Continue reading

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Snow Miser’s Frigid Kiss

As memories Of Christmas fade, And another year Nears its Inevitable end, My thoughts drift To New Year’s Eve, And how nice It would be To have someone To kiss At midnight. It has been Too long Since I’ve done … Continue reading

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Work Christmas Tree

Work Christmas Tree Work Christmas Tree I don’t suppose You have a Christmas bonus For me. Work Christmas Tree Work Christmas Tree I’ve checked three times And my present I do not see. I guess it’s okay That there’s no … Continue reading

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Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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