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A Beautiful Enigma

I cannot read you Like one of The numerous books I devour On a regular basis. If anything, You were written In an entirely different language By a truly gifted Mystery author, Who refuses to reveal Who done it. You … Continue reading

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The Dentist

O Dentist, My Dentist, The time has come For our semi-annual Get together. Oh how I hate Seeing you, Even though, By all accounts, You seem to be A very nice guy. I’ll never forget That time I ran Into … Continue reading

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It’s Hot, I’m Cool

Walking around Like a bad ass In my Kylo Ren Tee shirt, Sweating in the Ninety degree heat, And being Totally cool With it. Why don’t I care That a heat wave Is scorching Maine And the sun Is relentlessly … Continue reading

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Confessions of a Rain Walker

Why do you always Look at me So strangely After I tell you I’ve been walking In the rain? I know I’m Incredibly sweet, But that Doesn’t mean I’m made Of sugar, So don’t worry That the raindrops Will cause … Continue reading

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Pace Car

On a day Both cold And dreary, I started home From work So weary. Snow had fallen Fast and heavy, Near the end Of the work day. Large, heavy flakes Most unexpected, Now covered Roads already A slushy mess. Still … Continue reading

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A Monday Hater’s Sunday Prayer

O Higher Power, Please do Whatever it is That you do To ensure That this Sunday Lasts forever. We are granted This day of rest To help us Recover from The work week, Put our troubles Behind us, And get … Continue reading

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Christmas Spirit

As the calendar turns Once again To December, My not so Secret wish Is that My empty heart Be filled anew With Christmas Spirit. Maine can be So cold and dark In the days Leading up To Christmas. The House … Continue reading

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