Tag Archives: Poetry

American Idle

Posted on August 2, 2017 by Austin

“Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you The whip..” That empty promise Almost cost Indy His life. Today, it was an idle Of a different spelling That whipped up My stress levels And threw a life Less ordinary Into a … Continue reading →

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Hot As Hell (Not!)

Posted on June 25, 2017 by Austin

O how I abhor it, When foolish mortals, A species who wasted The gift of Free Will, And is on the verge Of destroying the planet With which they were gifted, Try to tell me, The Prince of Darkness And … Continue reading →

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Kinder, Simpler, Bushier Days

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Austin

I miss The days, Not so Long ago, When we Could laugh About Jeb Bush. We all knew Jeb Would never Carry on The family business, But it Was fun To watch Him try To find A way To sneak … Continue reading →

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Never Let Those Bridges Burn

Posted on January 10, 2017 by Austin

With all The journeys Life leads Us on, We’re bound To circle back To roads Once traveled, That we never Thought We’d see Again. When we Find ourselves Unexpectedly In a place Once so well known, But now Almost Completely … Continue reading →

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Christmas: A New Hope?

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Austin

“It’s the most Wonderful time Of the year!” They lied. “Your days Will be merry And bright!” They insisted. What they don’t Seem to realize Is that I Don’t see Christmas Through the same Rose and green Colored glasses. Every … Continue reading →

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@#$% It’s Cold!

Posted on December 15, 2016 by Austin

@#$% it’s cold! It’s almost Christmas, So in honor Of the holiday, Everything Should be red and green, But my fingers And lips Are frostbite blue. If I hear the words “Polar Vortex” Escape from your Frozen lips, I will … Continue reading →

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The Dream

Posted on May 24, 2014 by Austin

I just Woke up From the Most glorious Dream. You were Coming home Tomorrow. You called To tell me You Couldn’t Wait To spend The day With me. I was In Heaven. When I Awakened, I could Tell that I … Continue reading →

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Jedi Setting You Straight

Posted on November 9, 2013 by Austin

Yes, these are the droids You’re looking for. But the fact of it is They’re really not That into you. I know it’s harsh, But facts are facts, So just move on. May the Force be with you As you … Continue reading →

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You Are Hump Day

Posted on November 6, 2013 by Austin

You are like A Superhero In the middle of My week. The only day With an alter ego, You are beloved By talking camels And mean that The week is Halfway done. You sound like A cheesy porn flick, And … Continue reading →

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Riding In Cars With The Cars

Posted on November 3, 2013 by Austin

Remember when we’d Be driving in your car And The Cars Would come on the radio? I’d serenade you, My voice so horrible, But filled with love. You’d snap off the radio And tell me to settle down. I bet … Continue reading →

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