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Tag Archives: Poetry
I wish you were here Because I’d really Like to dance. Wouldn’t it be nice To move slowly across The dance floor? The band playing Only for us, Our bodies so close That you could hear My heart beating “I … Continue reading
Jack and Sally, Do you know how much You inspire me? Kept apart By Oogie Boogie, Dr. Finkelstein, And an awkward obsession With Sandy Claws, You still found each other. On Halloween, When your love is strongest I ask you … Continue reading
What would Sheriff Grimes say If he saw Zombies Dancing with the Devil In the pale moonlight? Would it amuse him? Would he sway to the beat? He would take out His trusty six shooter And growl, “Dance, Walker, dance!” … Continue reading
Two shotguns Stood before the Justice of the Peace And asked him To unite them in marriage. The weapons Had concealed Their love for too long. We will no longer Be silenced! A love of this caliber Must not be … Continue reading
Your only job is to get me From here to there I feed you Give you shelter Never ask you to take the checkered flag. How do you repay me? When I turn the key And whisper a prayer You … Continue reading
Blessedly Always Crispy Omigod! Nothings’ better Happy International Bacon Day!