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Tag Archives: Poetry
Slow Dance
I wish you were here Because I’d really Like to dance. Wouldn’t it be nice To move slowly across The dance floor? The band playing Only for us, Our bodies so close That you could hear My heart beating “I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Dance, holding hands, Modern Philosopher, poem, Poetry, Romantic, smitten, True Love, wish
10 Comments
A Little Ditty About Jack and Sally…
Jack and Sally, Do you know how much You inspire me? Kept apart By Oogie Boogie, Dr. Finkelstein, And an awkward obsession With Sandy Claws, You still found each other. On Halloween, When your love is strongest I ask you … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Halloween, Jack Skellington, Modern Philosopher, Nightmare Before Christmas, poem, Poetry, Romance, Sally
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The Moon Walking Dead
What would Sheriff Grimes say If he saw Zombies Dancing with the Devil In the pale moonlight? Would it amuse him? Would he sway to the beat? He would take out His trusty six shooter And growl, “Dance, Walker, dance!” … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Poetry, satire, The Walking Dead, Thriller, writing, Zombies
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Shotgun Wedding
Two shotguns Stood before the Justice of the Peace And asked him To unite them in marriage. The weapons Had concealed Their love for too long. We will no longer Be silenced! A love of this caliber Must not be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Humor, Marriage, Modern Philosopher, poem, Poetry, Romance, satire, wedding
12 Comments
Car, Car, C-a-r
Your only job is to get me From here to there I feed you Give you shelter Never ask you to take the checkered flag. How do you repay me? When I turn the key And whisper a prayer You … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged angst, blogging, car problems, cars, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Poetry, satire
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Ode to Bacon on International Bacon Day
Blessedly Always Crispy Omigod! Nothings’ better Happy International Bacon Day!
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bacon, bacon & bacon, bacon poetry, Humor, International Bacon Day, Modern Philosopher, Poetry, satire
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