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Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex

President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading

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Are Your Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire?

Temperatures in Maine dropped to thirty degrees below zero with the windchill factor last night, Modern Philosophers, and tonight might get even colder. The New Ice Age is here, and I‘m glad that I had new insulation added to the … Continue reading

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@#$% It’s Cold!

@#$% it’s cold! It’s almost Christmas, So in honor Of the holiday, Everything Should be red and green, But my fingers And lips Are frostbite blue. If I hear the words “Polar Vortex” Escape from your Frozen lips, I will … Continue reading

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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine From Winter

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided…

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I Advise You To Move Out Of Maine, Or To Just Man Up

Dear Modern Philosopher, I have read every single one of your posts, and while you make Maine seem like a marvelous, Magical place, I can’t help but notice that the weather seems to be a real bitch and that it … Continue reading

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